Hollywood is packed with cuckoo heads ready to explode to death to hang out with all the substance-frenzied legends who are now serving their time in the purgatory. *sincerely praying: God bless them.* Please not!
When a flame dies off, the dame burns all her dignity out with drugs and alcohol. A recent sojourn in the ICU means… ‘I’m 50, I’m alone, I’m unemployed, I’m a mother, and I’m wrinkling up. Might as well end it all… *dissolving into an almighty weep*…’
Well, Hollywood, when are you gonna show the world some strength, stay sober and clean, and take care of yourselves?
Heather Locklear should definitely befriend Goldie Hawn in order to learn the secrets of achieving some bliss.
Can anyone please rescue this ultimate candidate for bedlam? Would Dr. Phil be willing to fly to Dublin or Wicklow all to perform a heroic pro bono psychiatric treatment to unlock those demons swarming in Sinead O’Connor’s head? Or any bargain-counter shrink would do.
Whatever happened to that ‘sickeningly happy’ proclamation about her boyfriend-girlfriend relationship status with her ‘husband’ after she blatantly publicized the divorce hullabaloo?
So just last Wednesday, she pleaded to her 7, 200 devotedly sympathetic Twitter followers for comfort and help to keep her alive after yet another suicide attempt. Oh, did anybody respond sooner in time?
Her inner voice itself had saved her. God is now challenging her to hang on to strength. Don’t scoff at her anymore as this is some serious problem. Wallowing in a nervous breakdown is a killer!
Yeah, her NERVES are obviously BREAKING DOWN as her lifeline hysteria continues, all right. Thank God she’s still around to create more controversies though.
P.S. we are sincerely hoping she’ll ‘mentally, emotionally’ get better soon. Aren’t you? *shaking head in extreme disappointed* You people are so cruel! Oh my God!
Yeah! How dare you being so candidly open about it! Your job is to protect all the lies lurking around your Hollywood identity. Celebrities must adhere to their ‘authentic public displays’. Uphold it! When asked, a convincing NO should be blown in to the air, then stretch out smiles and snap them in all angles to secure your orthodox fans who would be completely bummed out about your candor in unveiling your pseudo 66-year-old pulchritude!
How dare you! You have just depreciated the entire Hollywood community! They will never forgive you for this!
Hahaha! Loved that!
Oh, wow! You have conceded at last.
You love her. Nah nah nah nah nah!
Wish every celebrity who has gone under the knives would immortalize Dolly Parton’s courage to tell the truth. Oh, and come on, Hollywood! People never forget what your nose, eyes, lips, and neck look like! So watch out, as your face is always under magnifying glass scrutiny!
If you see a slight twitch though, better ask for a full refund! Just sayin’.
It seems like pretty much everyday, Hollywood slams the world with engagement headlines, divorce war paths, break-up blahs and ohs, and who-is-dating-who episodes. Nicole Kidman, are you up next?
Hmmm… Olivier Martinez. A keeper. A KEEPER! Extraordinary man he must be! And Halle’s instincts say… ‘He’s very trustworthy. He nurtures me as a whole with overwhelming love and pleasure. I deserve to marry him.’
Translation: This is what we feel for each other right now. In the next few years, we might be back to publicly make a SHOCKING announcement that would add on to the glorifying Hollywood-couple history. In the meantime, leave us alone and let us enjoy the blissful moment.’
Stop being so cynical! It’s obvious how much they love… (you mean, lust after…) each other! She’s got the ring already! They’re not desperate nor miserable to haste down to the altar anytime soon, and even so, who cares! This is some genuine news. Now go keep your life in place instead! *growling*
She is 49, he is 26. At 23, she could have had him for a son. Could have been her second one.
Let’s get to the heart of the matter here, though this has been an OLD bombshell that has wrinkled up Moore’s taste in men since the Ashton Kutcher era. The 26-year-old hunk, Blake Corl-Baietti, a personal trainer and model, might blossom with three refreshingly promising Ls to his name… LISTED in the Hollywood book of odd couples, LUCK to finally walk on the red carpets and share the spotlight, and… LIVING his ultimate Tinseltown dreams!
And so the Hollywood-relationship-boohoo cycle might turn once more… lust, greed, marriage, divorce, tirades, fortune, and… back to the perennial habit all over again… only with a different hotshot this time, though.
*whistle blowing*
Oh, the pathetic little voice wants to butt in! What’s kicking up now?
Love does not require age. Let her roll and bounce around. She’s still fit enough to do so. And no one has the right to judge or question Blake’s intentions. Both have all the freedom in the world to choose as to whom they want to ‘workout’ with. There. Now let’s just sit back and watch them glide and slide in the whirlwind of Hollywood romance… (if there’s any truth to it at all…)
The courtroom icon might just land a movie gig to bring back Elizabeth Taylor to life! Snub! The audience goes… ‘this is betrayal! Oh, Lifetime, you are totally biting the hands that feed you!’
No worries. Here are the handcuffs. Feel free to arrest Li-Lo to cancel all talks.
Her legal predicament has nothing to do with her ACTING career… *Acting career? She’s like a one-hit wonder! She’s only an accomplished mean girl, fyi!*… at all! Let the tolerance code perform its call of duty for once. Interruption is a violation of democratic laws.
FINE!
Lindsay Lohan: (a sigh of relief) If it pushes through, then I can bail myself out of this misery… somehow.
Yeah! Keep yourself out of trouble from here on now, Li-Lo! Just be grateful that there are actually people out there who still believe in you!
Alicia Silverstone has recently named her first-born Bear BLU (minus the E), making it as one of the worst baby boy names listed in Hollywood.
Now it’s Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby girl’s turn… Blue Ivy Carter! Welcome to the world of glitz and kicks that your superstar folks have swooped you into!
Hey, these are actually nice people! Don’t go on hyperbole-ing this wonderful news now! Get to the point, for crying out loud! Huh!
Did already! Blue Ivy Carter, that’s the point of all this! There’s just nothing else to write about it!
Oh. Yeah. Blue Ivy Carter’s Dad has just sparked it off with a new rap… ‘Baby, I paint the sky blue… My greatest creation was you…’
She likes to flaunt it… regardless! Not vilifying it at all, but… let’s zoom back to the memory lane during her ‘PRIME’…
Christina Aguilera’s Grandmother: You dress like a prostitute now!
Christina Aguilera: I am a woman. I love to experiment styles. It makes me feel beautiful and confident. No Hollywood-insecurity-drama that would compel me to chop off tidbits of this and that to glue to here and there. This is all authentic… except for my chest that needed a major boost to exude more of the personality that I wanna show off. It’s what I want, so stop judging me already! I’m FULLY GROWN!!! Up!!! Oh, and one more big thing… what’s wrong with being… (say ‘the word’… c’mon… admit it… c’mon…)… FAT??? At least, I eat more and I don’t puke it up after!!! Shouldn’t I be a role model for that???
In all fairness… Whoah. Aren’t you being nice now?… her feminist view means… Appreciate your own beauty. The hell with what everybody else says. Your opinion alone is all that matters!
Oh, for the love of your face, yeah, you are, indeed, Angelina Jolie’s clone. Hmmm… Wait a minute? Okay. You’re healthier. You speak like an elegant virgin. Your hair seems thicker. But… Excuse me? Why is there a BUT? Anyone who bursts out an opinion is allowed to present something with a BUT! But… nah! Hollywood is already whacked up enough to have somebody like Angelina Jolie around. Create your OWN image instead, Miss Lisa Sands, then go for your dreams as you are. Work with Angelina Jolie and challenge her… um…*clearing throat*… admiration for women. She might fall in love with her splitting image after all. GET IT??? Oh, Jeez! People, read between the lines, for heaven’s sake! The writer is the idiot, not the readers! Shut up!
A hot commodity in the media market. An overly celebrated socialite. The richest reality TV star in the history. A drop-dead-gorgeous high-fashion-branded character. Perhaps, the most photographed woman in the world now. Boooooo! You suck! Hey, you envious freaks! If you ain’t got it, fake it! So you might wonder as to why she’s got all the attention that she has been working hard for? What’s her talent anyway? Nothing! That’s what makes her the BEST candidate to be vanished from the spotlight from this point on. At least, Paris Hilton tried to redeem her reputation by… releasing an album! Who bought a copy? Not even one of you??? How dare you, people!!! (photo via www.Fanpix.net)
